Cap

Written by C Hues

October 12, 2024

If you love boxing---
Then you should watch Wilson fight
Cause that Cap's not cap.
The sport's so serene and kind---
Fists fly faster than the puck.

Leading

Written by C Hues

October 9, 2024

You're leading the league---
In turnovers; flagrant fouls.
You're leaving the league---
To the surprise of your team...
That you weren't released sooner.

First Year

Written by C Hues

October 6, 2024

It's your first year, coach.
Your team lost most of their games.
It's your last year, coach.
Another team hires you---
It's your first year, coach. Again.

Good Coach

Written by C Hues

October 5, 2024

You play your whole team.
That's why you're such a bad coach.
You pretend to care---
And then you play favorites.
Shocker---you haven't won yet.

True Age

Written by C Hues

October 5, 2024

You're fifty years old.
And you haven't aged a bit.
It's a year later---
And you're fifty yet again.
And you haven't lied a bit.

VP Debate

Written by C Hues

October 1, 2024

The VP debate
Has been the most watched debate
Of October 1st.
It had grave consequences
For almost no one at all.

Watch Out

Written by C Hues

September 26, 2024

Higgins hates Haitians.
A David Duke supporter
Despises "the blacks?"
Shocker. But you prayed on it.
So, all is forgiven, friend.


You're a true Christian.
You spread lies about others;
Make them feel "other."
But the Haitians love "Vudu."
Watch Netflix like normal folks!


Higgins, you're the "thug."
White supremacists raped blacks.
You "immigrated;"
And committed so much crime.
Yet watch out for the Haitians.

Higgins---Irish name.
Irish weren't unfairly judged.
Just ask Mr. Vance.
Just toss Haitians the same hate
And Make America Great.

REFERENCES: https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/25/politics/video/clay-higgins-haitians-tweet-ac360-digvid. “Anderson Cooper reacts to GOP defending congressman who demanded Haitians leave US.” CNN.com. Retrieved September 26, 2024.