Written by C Hues
May 26, 2024
Rose
Written by C Hues
May 23, 2024
Went on a date with a Californian named Rose—
She was lovely as arsenic, so the story goes.
This is what I have to say about our meeting:
This Rose never bloomed, her kindness was fleeting.
Rose, if you doubled your IQ, it’d still be single digit.
You can’t outsmart me, you intellectual midget.
You say superheroes aren’t for adults, they’re for their kid.
Sure, that’s why Deadpool’s Rated R,
And why Kingpin crushed his henchmen’s head with the door of his car,
Why the X-Men prove bigotry isn’t dead,
But I guess we should listen to this fool instead.
You think being quiet is odd—it’s anything but.
You criticize others, yet you can’t shut the fuck up.
Say I must be so close-minded—
Interesting, is that how you find it?
You say if I don’t date conservative, it’s apparent,
Yet you won’t date someone if you see they’re a parent.
Say Washingtonians are rude, as you smirk with pride,
Yet you laugh at those who commit suicide.
Well, at least you acknowledge you’re not empathetic.
You’ve cracked the case, detective. Instead, you’re pathetic.
Rose
Jen
Written by C Hues
May 20, 2024
There once was a woman named Jen.
On Tinder, was ten out of ten.
Till one day she got old.
And responses ran cold.
Shallow men focused on the next gen.
Jen
Freedom
Written by C Hues
May 17, 2024
White supremacists
Murder, torture, and rape blacks.
They call that freedom.
Freedom
Student Loans
Written by C Hues
May 17, 2024
I had student loans,
But I just paid them all off…
And then I woke up.
Student Loans
Lowe
Written by C Hues
May 16, 2024
There once was a young man named Lowe.
He was happy, or so it did show.
But deep down he was sad—
Since he was but a lad.
All his highs were facades for each low.