Author: C Hues

Written by C Hues

September 24, 2024

You're a Cowboys fan.
And you're in the perfect place:
Washington, D.C.

Written by C Hues

September 23, 2024

You scored a late goal.
The other team kicked the ball---
And it bounced off you
And went past your own goalie.
You're the MVP today.

Written by C Hues

September 21, 2024

Your guns are not safe---
They'll get taken away by
Gun owner Harris.

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September 19, 2024

The crowd cheers for Trump---
At a debate without them.
Yet Trump claims they're there.
There there, Trump. You have your youth---
And imaginary friends.

Written by C Hues

September 18, 2024

You're the first draft pick.
You're the last one fans will blame---
When your team still sucks.

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September 16, 2024

You caught a bad cold--
As opposed to a good cold.
Next time, get sick well.

Written by C Hues

September 13, 2024

Friday the 13th
Makes Mondays look like Christmas---
In a rich household.

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September 13, 2024

Trump won the debate.
Most polls say Kamala won.
But Trump never lies.

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September 12, 2024

Haitians eating pets--
You have got to be kitten.
Bird brain made it up.

Written by C Hues

September 9, 2024

We find loss again.
No one's lost more than my team.
And no one's more lost.