Author: C Hues

Written by C Hues

September 13, 2024

Trump won the debate.
Most polls say Kamala won.
But Trump never lies.

Written by C Hues

September 12, 2024

Haitians eating pets--
You have got to be kitten.
Bird brain made it up.

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September 9, 2024

We find loss again.
No one's lost more than my team.
And no one's more lost.

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September 8, 2024

You are born again.
You've been reincarnated---
Hindu to Baptist.

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September 7, 2024

Cat got stuck in tree.
Firefighters rescue him...
While your house burns down.

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September 6, 2024

You call your best friend
"Moron" and a "loser" too.
He never calls you.

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September 5, 2024

There was a young sailor named Red.
He was blue and it could not be shed.
His commander named White--
He was green and not bright.
He made Red's hair turn gray on his head.

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September 4, 2024

There once was an old man called Kane.
He'd get mad and always complain.
And his grandkids weren't shy;
Said he wasn't so spry.
They'd mock him and walk with his cane.

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September 3, 2024

You're a wad of cash.
You're spent; you came here for fun.
But stars don't see fans.

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September 2, 2024

They dribble, act, and play guitar---they are our figurines.
We paid for them and made them stars to do with as we please.
And when we shoot them, we picture perfect scenes.
We hardly knew them, and that puts us at ease.

We take them out---it's time to play!
They must agree with all we say,
But if they don't, we make them pay.
And when they break, they're put away.