Watch Out

Written by C Hues

September 26, 2024

Higgins hates Haitians.
A David Duke supporter
Despises "the blacks?"
Shocker. But you prayed on it.
So, all is forgiven, friend.


You're a true Christian.
You spread lies about others;
Make them feel "other."
But the Haitians love "Vudu."
Watch Netflix like normal folks!


Higgins, you're the "thug."
White supremacists raped blacks.
You "immigrated;"
And committed so much crime.
Yet watch out for the Haitians.

Higgins---Irish name.
Irish weren't unfairly judged.
Just ask Mr. Vance.
Just toss Haitians the same hate
And Make America Great.

REFERENCES: https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/25/politics/video/clay-higgins-haitians-tweet-ac360-digvid. “Anderson Cooper reacts to GOP defending congressman who demanded Haitians leave US.” CNN.com. Retrieved September 26, 2024.

Mark

Written by C Hues

September 25, 2024

Robinson's brilliant.
He makes Uncle Tom look like
MLK, Jr.
Slaves were raped and brutalized,
But Mark wants slavery back.

Cowboys Fan

Written by C Hues

September 24, 2024

You're a Cowboys fan.
And you're in the perfect place:
Washington, D.C.

MVP

Written by C Hues

September 23, 2024

You scored a late goal.
The other team kicked the ball---
And it bounced off you
And went past your own goalie.
You're the MVP today.

Not Safe

Written by C Hues

September 21, 2024

Your guns are not safe---
They'll get taken away by
Gun owner Harris.

Not Senile

Written by C Hues

September 19, 2024

The crowd cheers for Trump---
At a debate without them.
Yet Trump claims they're there.
There there, Trump. You have your youth---
And imaginary friends.

Last One

Written by C Hues

September 18, 2024

You're the first draft pick.
You're the last one fans will blame---
When your team still sucks.

Bad Cold

Written by C Hues

September 16, 2024

You caught a bad cold--
As opposed to a good cold.
Next time, get sick well.

Lucky Day

Written by C Hues

September 13, 2024

Friday the 13th
Makes Mondays look like Christmas---
In a rich household.