Written by C Hues
December 5, 2022
“Your kids will love these instruments and learn devotion.” I knew one kid who threw his flute into the ocean. The lies they pushed to our parents should’ve been a crime. Our fingers failed us in Double Time. The great band leaders with greater stares Is this Band or Musical Chairs? “You’re down a seat—you missed a beat. This isn’t Marching—don’t tap your feet!” All this and what to show 1st place for the 500th time in a row At the same concert in Florida, Virginia, whatever. Thanks for making me hate band better.