Written by C Hues
November 3, 2024
Dear Mr. "Comedian",
Funny---you called an American territory a "floating island of garbage."
A "floating island"---as opposed to every other island, which are apparently sunken?
Redundant and remedial---good job, genius.
Racist attacks, watermelon and blacks...How original. We haven't heard that one before.
Mr. Creative, you are merely a tool to be used as motivation to defeat a tyrant. You are a shadow of a small man who spews shit and poses in a garbage truck for yet another photo op, a pathetic picture of a peon preying for power.
But there will be no Hail Mary. That only happens for Commanders---not a former Commander in Chief who lies about victories that only exist in his head. The joke has gone on long enough, and the "floating island" will rise above the sinking ship of the GOP.
Sincerely,
Watermelon Eater