Written by JC Hughes (aka C Hues)
May 1, 2025
Congrats---you secured Shedeur Sanders in the draft
While our economy tanked and the whole world laughed
Thanks---you're always right
You supersede sound judgment with sound bites
You keep talkin' of kickoff returns
Yet you conceal your tax returns
You're Eric Cartman meets Mr. Burns
Who's gonna protect women from the predator that protects women?
The conscientious Christian still spews such venom
And Saquon may respect the Presidency
But you don't, evidently.