President Protector

Written by JC Hughes (aka C Hues)

May 1, 2025

Congrats---you secured Shedeur Sanders in the draft
While our economy tanked and the whole world laughed
Thanks---you're always right
You supersede sound judgment with sound bites
You keep talkin' of kickoff returns
Yet you conceal your tax returns
You're Eric Cartman meets Mr. Burns
Who's gonna protect women from the predator that protects women?
The conscientious Christian still spews such venom
And Saquon may respect the Presidency
But you don't, evidently.

Health

Written by JC Hughes (aka C Hues)

May 1, 2025

Your insurance says they got you covered
Well, sure---unless you're black, poor, and othered
Amazing, and another account's "severely delinquent"
Yet they rob you and make harassment frequent
And scare you over pennies, dimes, and quarters
So, sue and get your court orders
Oh shit---Labcorp comes to collect
Over ten dollars that will make them wealthy yet
And then you go to the doc and get overbooked
Or go to urgent care and get overlooked
Being black brings invisibility
As healthcare makes you sicker and filled with enmity
Good golly, they sure take care of you
Before your death, they add stress to bury you.