Month: December 2024

Written by C Hues

December 22, 2024

You love basketball.
Your friend gets you Kings tickets.
It's for ice hockey.
You sit in the stands, happy.
You now know---your friend gets you.

Written by C Hues

December 15, 2024

You're on Jeopardy!
Great---you forget "who" and "what".
You're in jeopardy.

Written by C Hues

December 8, 2024

Good news: You're a prince.
You're first in line to the throne.
Great news: You're 90.

Written by C Hues

December 6, 2024

You're British, Irish,
Native American, Black...
Cops pull you over---
For driving the speed limit.
Congrats, you're blacker than night.

Written by C Hues

December 1, 2024

Moving is the move.
Couches, TVs, pianos---
Your back will thank you.
Your friends will thank you also.
Are you free for free labor?

Written by C Hues

December 1, 2024

Say a Hail Mary.
Take a knee and pay the price.
Get mocked by "Christians."