Diverse

Written by C Hues

November 30, 2024

We interview blacks.
But bet we won't call you back.
We're diverse like that.
Apply; don't apply yourself.
We're fair---so don't even try.

Thanks, Taking

Written by C Hues

November 28, 2024

Thanksgiving Dinner:
Time to take family's food
And act thankful too.
As they close their eyes for grace,
Sneak some more food on your plate.

Owned

Written by C Hues

November 25, 2024

Kneel to Massa Jones.
America's team is black.
But he'll keep them blue.
By George, Jerry loves to hate
How Colin ain't kneel for him.

The Predator

Written by C Hues

November 24, 2024

The right loves Jesus.
Right. That's why you vote for Trump---
Christ. He's quite the saint.
Camel passed through needle's eye.
Please. Pray to the predator.

Ghosted

Written by C Hues

November 23, 2024

You got ghosted---great.
Thank God we have dating apps
And honest users.
It's so sweet to cut contact,

Right in the middle of a---

Alliteration

Written by C Hues

November 18, 2024

America allows antagonists, adjudicated abusers, and
Liars
Like
Incompetent, idiotic
Tyrant Trump to
Exact every
Reasonable revenge
Against all
The truth tellers
Interested in
Overtly opposing
Negative nationalists.

Hindsight

Written by C Hues

November 17, 2024

Thanks, Captain Hindsight.
You're promoted to Major---
Major Betrayal.
When the party is over,
You turn on transgender kids.

The tyrant is free,
Sleeping Giants never woke.
Toss brown Generals,
But keep the sex abusers.
Then blame PC politics.

Floating Island

Written by C Hues

November 3, 2024

Dear Mr. "Comedian",

Funny---you called an American territory a "floating island of garbage."
A "floating island"---as opposed to every other island, which are apparently sunken?
Redundant and remedial---good job, genius.
Racist attacks, watermelon and blacks...How original. We haven't heard that one before.
Mr. Creative, you are merely a tool to be used as motivation to defeat a tyrant. You are a shadow of a small man who spews shit and poses in a garbage truck for yet another photo op, a pathetic picture of a peon preying for power.
But there will be no Hail Mary. That only happens for Commanders---not a former Commander in Chief who lies about victories that only exist in his head. The joke has gone on long enough, and the "floating island" will rise above the sinking ship of the GOP.

Sincerely,
Watermelon Eater

Jaymes

Written by C Hues

November 2, 2024

There was a drug dealer named Jaymes.
She snitched on her friends and named names.
She faced forty to life.
So, she sold out her wife.
Now she's back to backstabbing games.