Month: September 2024

Written by C Hues

September 16, 2024

You caught a bad cold--
As opposed to a good cold.
Next time, get sick well.

Written by C Hues

September 13, 2024

Friday the 13th
Makes Mondays look like Christmas---
In a rich household.

Written by C Hues

September 13, 2024

Trump won the debate.
Most polls say Kamala won.
But Trump never lies.

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September 12, 2024

Haitians eating pets--
You have got to be kitten.
Bird brain made it up.

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September 9, 2024

We find loss again.
No one's lost more than my team.
And no one's more lost.

Written by C Hues

September 8, 2024

You are born again.
You've been reincarnated---
Hindu to Baptist.

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September 7, 2024

Cat got stuck in tree.
Firefighters rescue him...
While your house burns down.

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September 6, 2024

You call your best friend
"Moron" and a "loser" too.
He never calls you.

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September 5, 2024

There was a young sailor named Red.
He was blue and it could not be shed.
His commander named White--
He was green and not bright.
He made Red's hair turn gray on his head.

Written by C Hues

September 4, 2024

There once was an old man called Kane.
He'd get mad and always complain.
And his grandkids weren't shy;
Said he wasn't so spry.
They'd mock him and walk with his cane.