Month: July 2024

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Buyer’s Remorse

Written by C Hues

July 26, 2024

Buyer’s remorse for the seller of lies
Vance has no charisma—what a surprise
And cat ladies without kids apparently don’t vote
Piss off the Swifties, that’s all she wrote
And Republicans don’t put off having families too
Oh, that’s right—half of young adults do
So, those without kids shouldn’t get politically higher
Instead, it should be a sexual abuser and fair election denier
And George Washington had kids and was crowned king
So, naturally Trump and Vance should do the same thing
Trump and Vance’s ceiling is beneath our basement
We won’t let these geniuses decide our placement
So, next time you drink your Diet Mountain Dew
Condemn your colleagues for their DEI comments too.
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Affirmative Action

Written by C Hues

July 25, 2024

That DEI shit better DIE
You clowns can’t come up with a better lie?
Affirmative Action is identifying as white.
You think Vance got where he was cause he was so bright?
Yeah right—but that’s the side of the right.
It’s so sad to see fools fall for this fight.
Black and brown folks denied the G.I. Bill and loans—
What good’s a glass house without billions of stones?
What good’s a billionaire with a heart?
Whoever knew greed would be perfected as art?
While the poor are ignored and so is each ex-con—
Trump will save the economy! Please, what’s the next con?
Speaking of cons, orange on orange is an odd look—
For an abuser of women whose transformation never took.
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Our Nation

Written by C Hues

July 24, 2024

One man discarded our nation to save his power.
The better man discarded his power to save our nation.
Evangelical fired for giving credit to a selfless act—
The false idol falls idle…
Stuck in stagnation, he has transformed…
From a criminal to a convicted felon.
He has transformed…
From a lying sexual abuser to a liable sexual abuser.
One man uplifts women of color,
While the coward doubles down on sexism and bigotry.
One man passes the torch.
Another man has support from white supremacists who carry torches.
We are bigger than one man, but only one man understands that.
The other understands nothing.
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STRENGTH

Written by C Hues

July 21, 2024

STRENGTH tells lie after lie
STRENGTH lets democracy die
STRENGTH says a woman cannot choose
STRENGTH supports a rapist and his fake news

STRENGTH destroys diversity
STRENGTH tries to kill your VP
STRENGTH blames immigrants for crime
STRENGTH is switching sides to climb

STRENGTH is spewing shit for power
STRENGTH’s as tacky as Trump Tower
STRENGTH is short-term memory
If that is STRENGTH, then it’s not me.
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Shortest Speech

Written by C Hues

July 20, 2024

In Trump’s shortest speech,
Abortion was mentioned most.
The right love your rights.