Written by C Hues
July 26, 2024
Buyer’s remorse for the seller of lies
Vance has no charisma—what a surprise
And cat ladies without kids apparently don’t vote
Piss off the Swifties, that’s all she wrote
And Republicans don’t put off having families too
Oh, that’s right—half of young adults do
So, those without kids shouldn’t get politically higher
Instead, it should be a sexual abuser and fair election denier
And George Washington had kids and was crowned king
So, naturally Trump and Vance should do the same thing
Trump and Vance’s ceiling is beneath our basement
We won’t let these geniuses decide our placement
So, next time you drink your Diet Mountain Dew
Condemn your colleagues for their DEI comments too.