Written by C Hues
July 4, 2024
45 called Biden old
But Trump’s the picture of youth
And all America is sold
As he has only told the truth
He’s fitter than Canelo
And so smart that it’s quite clear
He thinks the US was settled
By Columbus who landed here
He’s throwin’ stones at Hunter
Yet Trump keeps gettin’ dumber
Why would we have to wonder
Why our nation’s torn asunder
He tried to trash talk Mexicans
How many women did Trump assault again?
He’s called a liar by his kin
Our savior who has yet to sin.
The spring chicken wants to celebrate
His own daughter who he said he’d date
Even though he can’t debate
That his glass house looks oh so great