Written by C Hues
July 31, 2024
I’m the first athlete—
To not get any medal.
4th place hurts the least.
4th Place
Authentic
Written by C Hues
July 30, 2024
You hated surfing,
But since it’s more popular—
Now, you’ll ride the wave.
Authentic
Heats
Written by C Hues
July 29, 2024
I got through one heat—
To get through another heat—
To lose the final.
Heats
Drone
Written by C Hues
July 28, 2024
To play soccer well—
All you need is a small drone
And a cheating coach.
Drone
HE
Written by C Hues
July 27, 2024
He’s humble in defeat
He respects women too
He never tells a lie
He does it all for you
He planned for the pandemic
Yet Dems stole the election
Well, he said it—so it’s true
We’ll get ‘em with the next win
He will control the border
Bipartisan deals be damned
When both sides reach agreement
That’s the one thing we can’t stand
He’ll erase Obama
And take us back to hate
It was the good times then
When slaves were whipped and raped