Written by C Hues
December 2, 2023
There once was an old man named Dean. At his college, he worked as the Dean. The students did hate him. Low scores did they rate him. And he made the tuition obscene.
Dean
Sooner
Written by C Hues
December 1, 2023
Am I really a head coach? My players trip me, accidentally, into the dirt— As my head is shoveled further in shame, I feel more like a roach. My face is covered with mud and hurt. When the smoke clears, I hear my name. I never cheat, I never poach. Yet here I’m eating just dessert… At least we won the game! And victory couldn’t come sooner.
Sooner
House of Liars
Written by C Hues
December 1, 2023
They needed your vote. And now they’ve voted you out. Liars are loyal. You’ve got honesty, And Donald Trump’s a genius. Congress gets shit done. Your room is vacant, And now it’s much like your head. And that’s not a lie.