Written by C Hues
August 17, 2022
When I was young, I would punch wave after wave Who would you call on Virginia Beach? When the waves grew big, my dad and I would save All the surfers and sunbathers from the ocean’s reach We are here to stop and send All the waves back to Poseidon Now Virginians join the trend And all the DMV will dive in You can’t defeat us—not united Punch and kick like a goddamn fool My older sister looks excited Dad and brother are so cool We are here to stop and send All the waves back to Poseidon Now Virginians join the trend And all the DMV will dive in