Written by C Hues
December 22, 2024
You love basketball.
Your friend gets you Kings tickets.
It's for ice hockey.
You sit in the stands, happy.
You now know---your friend gets you.
Who is…
Written by C Hues
December 15, 2024
You're on Jeopardy!
Great---you forget "who" and "what".
You're in jeopardy.
Line of Succession
Written by C Hues
December 8, 2024
Good news: You're a prince.
You're first in line to the throne.
Great news: You're 90.
Woke Up
Written by C Hues
December 6, 2024
You're British, Irish,
Native American, Black...
Cops pull you over---
For driving the speed limit.
Congrats, you're blacker than night.
Moving
Written by C Hues
December 1, 2024
Moving is the move.
Couches, TVs, pianos---
Your back will thank you.
Your friends will thank you also.
Are you free for free labor?
Sunday
Written by C Hues
December 1, 2024
Say a Hail Mary.
Take a knee and pay the price.
Get mocked by "Christians."
Diverse
Written by C Hues
November 30, 2024
We interview blacks.
But bet we won't call you back.
We're diverse like that.
Apply; don't apply yourself.
We're fair---so don't even try.
Thanks, Taking
Written by C Hues
November 28, 2024
Thanksgiving Dinner:
Time to take family's food
And act thankful too.
As they close their eyes for grace,
Sneak some more food on your plate.
Owned
Written by C Hues
November 25, 2024
Kneel to Massa Jones.
America's team is black.
But he'll keep them blue.
By George, Jerry loves to hate
How Colin ain't kneel for him.
The Predator
Written by C Hues
November 24, 2024
The right loves Jesus.
Right. That's why you vote for Trump---
Christ. He's quite the saint.
Camel passed through needle's eye.
Please. Pray to the predator.